Average Joe

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Well Ben, when you're just an average joe and can't pay for college, you shouldn't go. You made the right decision. You don't deserve higher education unless your parents can pay for it or you can win some cash! That stuff costs serious bank. It's not for everyone.

It's so nice of those doctors to take care of your ulcers even though you don't have insurance! And that's your ONLY debt? Thank god it wasn't cancer, right? HA! ;) Hope you can pay them off in just a few years.

Smart thinkin not having a baby. Incidentally how did you find out how not to do that? Anyway if you can't afford to have kids you do NOT DESERVE TO HAVE THEM. Good goin. Hope you guys never get a hankerin to have a baby unless you get some more cash flow. And here's hopin your wife never gets raped! ;) 

Glad those 12-16 hour days are only a couple a week. Hope it keeps up that way. And as for that first vacation in a decade - CONGRATS! Jeez can you believe those backwards Europeans? I mean What the HELL are you thinking vacationing a MANDATORY 4 WEEKS A YEAR? It's BAFFLES ME that they've been around THOUSANDS of YEARS compared to Americas couple hundred, RIGHT? And Congress works so hard... and Wall Street... I mean they should go ahead and do what they gotta do, but... ya know, average joes like us... we are "better off then we deserve."